…SA pat-down and demand that he empty out half of his toiletries because he’s over the liquid limit. Then, once he’s up, set the mood for an in-flight fantasy by making a garbled announcement about the weather conditions in Albuquerque or by periodically throwing packaged pretzels at his face. And if your man is into S&M? Toss in some tortuous dirty talk like “the DirectTV is not complimenta…