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And Ends Up With His Own Hashtag #MeToobin

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(Toobin was not wearing this shirt on the call. Or was he?) Photo by Womanizer WOW Tech on Unsplash

In case you’re wondering about the hashtag #MeToobin, it’s about the fact that highly respected legal analyst Jeffrey Tobin was just caught with his pants down — literally.

According the news stories, Toobin “exposed himself” during a work-related Zoom call. In other words? The man was masturbating.

During a work call.

Eew.

I’m trying to imagine exactly how that went down. A bunch of elite New Yorker writers are brainstorming about the upcoming election. “Does anyone here have a point they’d like to make?” asks editor David Remnick.

“I do!” says Toobin. “Look everyone! I’ve got a dick!”

It might not have happened like that. Toobin claims that he didn’t think the camera could actually see him burbing the worm. …

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