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I have heard the smell of vaginas being described as fishy, fermented, nasty, oniony, metallic, rotten, sour, yeasty, and bittersweet.
Dear Gwyneth Paltrow, I’m Sorry I Made Fun of Your Vagina Candle,
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Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Jun 27, 2023
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A man once described mine as smelling like a cantaloupe.
I could never figure out if that was a compliment.
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Written by Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) can help you improve and publish your work. Roz writes for everyone from the Funny Times to the New York Times.
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