About Me, Alphabetically
Apparently this is a Medium thing. So I’m doing it.
A is for Advice. I am a writing coach. I give writers excellent advice about how to improve their stories.
B is for Better. If you work with me, your writing will get better.
C is for Comments and claps. Take my writing advice and your Medium stories will earn many comments and claps.
D is for Destiny. It is your destiny to become a better writer! But you probably need help.
E is for Excellence. You can achieve excellence as writer if you hire me.
F is for Fuck. You can’t say “fuck” in The New York Times, which I know because I used to write for them.
G is for Good Writing. If your goal is good writing? Hire me!