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I’m not just your plumber. Could you please make that correction? Thanks, Bob the Plumber
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Bob Payne

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·Jan 10

Actually, Bob is just my plumber.

Because, alas, I am not living in a pornographic movie.

Where plumbers not only fix your toilet but give you 8 or 12 orgasms too.

But at least my toilet now works.

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Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren(https://muckrack.com/roz-warren) (roSwarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.

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