BEST RESPONSE YET!

And it's probably funny because it's true.

I had a friend whose dad went to his 50th high school reunion. His wife didn't want to go so he was there on his own, having fun and reconnecting with old friends.

He was happily married so he wasn't flirting, but plenty of single woman were flirting with him.

When he left, one of them handed him her business card and said "Phone me if you're ever widowed."

True story.