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…sn’t wash his penis because he believes the natural oils and bacteria are beneficial to his health. So, he covers his penis with a Ziploc bag while he showers in order to protect his natural, musky, smeg-filled juices.

PSA: Men, Please Wash Your Penis
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Ms. Part Time Wino

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Roz Warren, Writing Coach
Roz Warren, Writing Coach

Written by Roz Warren, Writing Coach

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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) helps Medium writers craft better, more boost-able stories. Roz used to write for the New York Times.

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