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Advice for Aspiring Writers
Published writers will tell you that the most important thing you can do as a beginning writer is to know your markets! So this month, we’ll talk about two of the markets open to you and your riveting but as yet unpublished prose — Fling Magazine and Clubhouse Magazine.
Fling describes itself as “a sex-type publication for young males 18–34 who like photos of very busty young models.” What kind of writing does Fling need? “Material dealing with sex in combination with busty females.” And what advice do Fling’s editors have for the beginning writer who wishes to write for their publication, which reaches 100,000 bazooma fanciers monthly?
“Fling needs a lot of emphasis on descriptions of female characters, particularly ‘big bosom’ descriptions.”
Got that? Hit that keyboard — let’s see what you’ve got to say about babes with big bazoomas and the dudes who adore them!
And then there’s Clubhouse — a “Christian magazine designed to help young people feel good about themselves.” The editors state that their primary goal “is to let young readers know there is a God and that He loves kids.”
Clubhouse reaches 15,000 Christian Youngsters (aged 9–14) monthly. What advice do the editors offer the aspiring…
