Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen!

My Name is Mandy and I’ll Be Your Narrator Today

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I’d like to welcome you aboard!

You will be reading at the approximate speed of 100 words per minute. Total estimated reading time will be about 15 minutes.

At this time, I’d like to point out several of the safety features of this short story. Exits are located at the…