Greetings!

I am a member of the Highly Secret Medium Alliteration Patrol.

We read through zillions of Medium posts a day in search of the very best alliteration.

And then?

We don't boost you or give you more money.

We merely tell you that we enjoyed your alliteration.

In this case, "Mango Mussolini."

Nicely done, Lon.

Keep up the good work!