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What’s a Homer? Someone who complains about his wife, dresses like a slob, doesn’t do anything to prepare for the date except show up, plays with his phone, and my cardinal sin — doesn’t kiss the kitty. Oral satisfaction is 90% of the reason I cheat!
Teresa J Conway 🧚🏻♀️
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) helps Medium writers craft better, more boost-able stories. Roz used to write for the New York Times.
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