Here’s a tip: If you place a Mezuzah next to your front door, the JW will avoid you. I’m a secular Jew so I have one, and a friend who was raised as a JW told me that this is the reason nobody ever comes to my front door to try to convert me. I have no idea if this is true.

It also helps that I haven’t got a doorbell.

Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren(https://muckrack.com/roz-warren) (roSwarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.

Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren(https://muckrack.com/roz-warren) (roSwarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.