Hey thanks for tagging me. I enjoyed reading it but I’m far too lazy to respond to it with an actual post.

But I’m always up for posting a comment.

I, too, write short posts and the new payment metric kind of feels like an anvil dropping on my head.

It’s not that I feel entitled to make as much money here as I used to — but I miss it.

If I could go back in time 5 years I’d tell myself to dump my boyfriend — because he had a secret girlfriend for over a decade that I didn’t find out about until 3 years ago.

So if I had a time machine, I could have dumped the cad 2 years earlier!

Although to be honest, if somebody gave me a Tardis I doubt I’d waste my time on stuff like that.

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