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Hilarious Things People Say When They Climax
From Hollering in Italian to Reciting Shakespeare. Whatever Gets You Off.
After a friend confided that his girlfriend starts reciting poetry when she climaxes (specifically, Lewis Carroll’s Jabbarwocky) I began to wonder just how unusual this kind of behavior is. So I asked my Facebook pals, “Have you ever had a partner who said or did something similarly odd or unexpected at that particular moment?
I got some great responses:
I laugh when I come. But I would never recite poetry.
I once blurted out the name of baseball player Bob Aspromonte.
A frat brother of mine could easily be heard by everyone on the dorm floor yelling “United States Marine Corps!”
Sometimes I shout “Whoa Dogs!” I have no idea why.
I once hooked up with a guy who, when he climaxed, shouted, “THANK YOU EVERYBODY, DON’T FORGET TO TRY THE FOCACCIA BREAD!”
I once dated a dude who liked to call out the model and color of the cars he was planning on owning in the future
I’ve been known to start reciting Shakespeare. But only when I’m really drunk.
I swear when I come. Does that count?
