How Learning Mind Control Improved My Life

Let Me Share My Mind Control Secrets With You!

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Ha ha. Sucker. You clicked the link.

I made you click that link with my awesome powers of mind control!

You had no idea that I was capable of doing that.

But now you’re here.

And?

You’re not leaving.

I am totally going to get you to read to the end of this piece — because I am controlling your mind!

Don’t worry — it’s just a two minute read.

I may have awesome mind control powers, but I’m not a sadist. I could have written a 17-minute-long post about bitcoin and made you read that — but I’m not here to torture you.

What am I here for?

What are any of us here for?

Why are we even on this planet?

Or on this platform?

Excellent questions!

I’m not a philosopher, so I have absolutely no idea.

All I know is why you are here, reading this particular post.

It’s because I have brought you here with my awesome mind control powers!