I Am Not On Medium

Why? I Am Elsewhere

(Photo: Bichons helping unload the dishwasher.)

To all of my Medium pals:

I don’t want to read about the coronavirus and I don’t want to write about the coronavirus so instead I am enjoying the company of a wonderful little boy and two fabulous dogs in an undisclosed but safe location.

And? Washing my hands. A lot.

Good luck!

I hope we all survive this shit.

( Roz Warren is the author of two collections of library and book-related humor, Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection of Library Humor, and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library, both of which would make great gifts for your favorite librarian or other bookish friend.)

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The Handwashing Song