I Believe That No Woman Has Ever Achieved Orgasm In An Airplane Bathroom.

But I’d Love To Hear From Somebody Who Can Prove Me Wrong

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I recently published an essay about, among other things, the fact that people have sex in airplane bathrooms.

Sex On A Plane?

I posted it on Facebook, with the question Are You a Member of the Mile High Club?

The response from women readers was prompt and emphatic:

Never gonna happen. Unless I’m on a private jet with a bathroom that doesn’t resemble a dirty phone booth.

It’s too gross and too cramped even to pee comfortably in there.

It sounds unclean and uncomfortable.

I won’t even touch the door handles with my bare hands.

And other variations on the theme of:

Eew.

Gross.

Too small.

Too germy.

Too public.