I can't wait!

…ts, we’ve had to ramp up our plans for a manifest destiny-style takeover of our southern neighbour. So don’t fret my yankee-doodle-dandy friends, the Canadians are coming — and we’re bringing our tolerance, poutine, and shittier bacon with us.
Americans, Your Emotional Support Canadian Will Arrive Shortly
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Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Nov 12, 2024
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I can't wait!
But you can leave the poutine at home.
Just bring your sanity, your tolerance, and your substandard bacon.
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Written by Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) helps Medium writers craft better, more boost-able stories. Roz used to write for the New York Times.
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