I don't do anything in my bed but sleep.

In fact, I don't do anything in my bedroom but sleep.

The experts tell us that the best way to sleep soundly is to have a quiet dark bedroom and to do nothing in your bed except sleep.

And, of course, have sex, if you're having sex.

But don't read, eat, talk on the phone, write or conduct business.

Because the more extra stuff you do in your bed, the less relaxing a place it becomes.

At least thats what I'm told.

So I won't rot in mine.