I don’t know what it is about a hotel that just screams, “Have sex in me.”

I do. PM me for details.

(Just kidding. I mean I do know. But definitely don’t message me. Although if your wife wants to get in touch, I’ll tell her. You obviously can’t be trusted with this kind of sensitive information.)

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Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren(https://muckrack.com/roz-warren) (roSwarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.

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