…re your man to please the grime from your mouth. He can have morning breath but a woman should not. If he ever found out you did, well, he’d probably leave you for that neighbor woman who is constantly trapping men in her web. I bet her breath always smells amazing.
I have a web just like that! I trap a couple of husbands a week, but I usually end up releasing them after they mow the lawn and open a few jars.