I just heat up a cup of water in the microwave and then pour it through a one-cup filter with Starbucks Organic French Roast in it that's sitting on top of an empty coffee cup.

Presto! A cup of coffee.

The advantage of this method is that you don't have to be entirely awake to accomplish it, and also that I'll probably be able to continue to do it when I'm senile.

Or at least that's the plan.