I will totally fork over $5 for five mentions.

What a bargain!

Where's the link I can use to throw money at you?

Can I request an adjective?

Would you be willing to refer to me as The Nefarious Roz Warren, Writing Coach?

Or the Wise and Wonderful Roz Warren, Writing Coach?

Or even The Implausible Roz Warren, Writing Coach?

Or does that cost extra?