If you’ve forgotten a poo bag but then returned later and brought a poo bag? You’re not evil.

If you’re forgotten a poo bag but made best efforts to get the poo off the sidewalk, by picking up a stick and pushing it into the bushes?

Not evil.

If you’ve forgotten a poo bag and just left your dog’s poo in the middle of the sidewalk without doing anything else?

Definitely evil.

(Not that you asked me…)

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Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren(https://muckrack.com/roz-warren) (roSwarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.

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