I’m 64. I look old. I’m supposed to look old. If I looked like I were 30, it would be weird and creepy.

My skin care routine is that I wash my face! Twice a day.

I just bought a small mansion with all the money I’ve saved on skin care products and make up over the past 50 years.

(That last sentence was a lie.) (But I have saved a lot of money)

Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren(https://muckrack.com/roz-warren) (roSwarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.

Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren(https://muckrack.com/roz-warren) (roSwarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.