I'm a single woman, which means that I open my own jars.

I learned years ago that if you take a knife and slip it in between the lid and the jar and wiggle it around to break the seal, the top will then twist off easily.

Of course, there's nobody around to sing about me when I do that.

But I'm one of those people who enjoy being single, so that's okay.

Maybe I'll start serenading myself!