In the original draft, I had a few lines about the fact that "exposing himself" was a polite (ahem) way of saying "showing people his penis." Because I think that's a really silly euphemism. But then I decided that this deserved its own post. Please stand by. ( And yes, the dude was totally jerking off. What a putz.) I continue to love reading your work by the way. Which is ironic, given that my heart was broken by a cheater. It's funny how life works sometimes.