Is there any way we can motivate it to drown that schmuck in the White House and everyone He loves…

… It’s a kelpie, a Scottish water spirit. It doesn’t want to trot across picturesque hills with you. It’s goal is to drown you, and everyone you love.
The Mythical Water Horse That Will Drown Your Kids
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Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Sep 21, 2020
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Is there any way we can motivate it to drown that schmuck in the White House and everyone He loves instead?
Asking for a friend.
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Written by Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) helps Medium writers craft better, more boost-able stories. Roz used to write for the New York Times.
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