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Celebrity Dog Death
John Mulaney’s Dog Just Died and This Woman Killed Her
Be Careful What You Tweet About
If you’re a fan of comedian John Mulaney, you know that before he and his wife split up, they shared a much-beloved French Bulldog named Petunia. Then, notoriously, Mulaney left his wife and had a son with Olivia Munn. Petunia stayed with Mulaney’s ex.
On April 28th, Seasonal Allergies Barbie @420quiznos, tweeted:
Do John Mulaney and his ex-wife still speak at all? I feel like it will be awkward when their dog dies
The next day, Petunia died.
It’s no surprise that this development kind of freaked out Seasonal Allergies Barbie. Responses to her now infamous tweet included:
what have you done
u killed her!!!
Congrats, murderer
pretty sure this is witchcraft
To which, Seasonal Allergies Barbie responded:
Before this tweet I had situations like this about Brittany Murphy and Whitney Houston. I need to shut my mouth about mortality
I very much wish I did not wield this strange power!!!!
