Killing Me Softly With His Snoring
Love Songs for Long-Married Couples
By Janet Golden and Roz Warren
When the two of you are driving to the chiropractor, to the pharmacy, or to attend your grandson’s kindergarten play to catch his appearance as Snow Flake Number Seven, the songs you first fell in love to might still be on the radio, but they no longer seem relevant. Instead?
Here are a few Love Songs for Long-Married Couples:
Every Little Thing She Does Is Menopausal
I Got You and Erectile Dysfunction, Babe
My Heart Will Go On, Now That I’ve Got This Pacemaker
Baby I Love Your Hot Flashes
Total Eclipse of The Hip
I Will Always Love You, Even When You Steal The Blankets
Maybe I’m Amazed That I Still Remember Your Name
Time after Time You Remove Your Dentures
Killing Me Softly With His Snoring
All You Need is Bran
When A Man Loves A Woman (He Invests Wisely In a 401(k))
Love Me Tender (I’ve Got Brittle Bones)
It’s only Love (That Keeps Me From Throwing Out That Old Barcalounger)
