My ex husband learned to step forward and introduce himself preemptively to anyone who said hello to me, thus causing them to state their own name, thus letting me know who the hell they were.

To this day, I refuse to make introductions because I so often got them wrong when i did.

Which, as you probably know, is as embarrassing as hell.

I find it impossible to follow movies too. The recent trend in diverse casting has made it a bit easier -- everyone isn't a straight white brunette.