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Unlike the birthday couple, the upside here is that you won’t have to do any work. She’s a tiger. But beware — she’s watched A LOT of hetero porn to prepare for this moment. She’s convinced every woman loves having their vagina splayed open and smacked.
Sherry Mayle
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) helps Medium writers craft better, more boost-able stories. Roz used to write for the New York Times.
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