My Stats Are Making Me Sad

A Medium Haiku

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Plummeting. New rules hurt Poets

Help Ouch Help Ouch Help

(This poem is a small cry for help, addressed to Ev Williams who will probably ignore it.)(The poem applies to humorists too, but “humorists” had too many syllables.) (Photographers and cartoonists are hurting too.)

( Roz Warren, FBTA, is the author of two collections of library and book-related humor, Our Bodies, Our Shelves: A Collection of Library Humor, and Just Another Day At Your Local Public Library, both of which would make great gifts for your favorite librarian or other bookish friend. If you enjoyed this post by Roz Warren, you might enjoy this one too.)

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Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren( ( writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.

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