One of my exes didn't have a car so he rode his bike everywhere.

Bicyclists don’t obey traffic signals or signs. They ride on sidewalks. They peacock around, wearing unflattering, tight lycra. Cyclists get bent out of shape when the bike rack right in front of Panera is filled.
Bicyclists Are Assholes — Confessions of a Two-Wheeled Jerk
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Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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One of my exes didn't have a car so he rode his bike everywhere. Sure he was an asshole but he had a fabulous body. Not an ounce of fat on him and terrific muscle tone.
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Written by Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) helps Medium writers craft better, more boost-able stories. Roz used to write for the New York Times.
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