Probably.

Oh God, will it just splatter everywhere like a bug hitting a windshield? Will it fly into my eyes? Will it drench my sheets? I should have thought this through — but it’s to…
25 Thoughts I Had While Giving a Hand Job
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Ms. Part Time Wino
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Sep 6, 2020
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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) helps Medium writers craft better, more boost-able stories. Roz used to write for the New York Times.
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