Thanks for Flying Tightwad Airlines!
Welcome aboard — Which in-flight services can you afford?
2 min readOct 18, 2019
Tightwad appreciates your help in keeping us from bankruptcy by paying extra to sit in an aisle seat or to actually travel with luggage.
While waiting to board your flight today, please study this menu of choices we’ve added to fine-tune your flying experience. Select from the…