The Ultimate, Definitive Poem about Parking Lot Etiquette

Consult This After Some Jerk Has Left An Angry Note On Your Windshield Complaining About The Fact That He Can’t Open The Door To His Gigantic SUV Because You’ve Parked Too Close To It

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Writing Coach/Medium Sherpa Roz Warren(https://muckrack.com/roz-warren) (roSwarren@gmail.com) writes for everyone from the New York Times to the Funny Times.

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