This cracked me up.

Even in this sleepy state, the thirty-something woman can locate her toilet in the darkness. Using a primitive form of echolocation, she bumps into walls until the toilet is located by the echo of her voice shouting “Damnit!” It’s a method unique to the drunk human.
David Attenborough Presents: A Drunken Thirty-Something Female Coming Home Alone (Again)
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Kelly Shanley
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Jun 10, 2020
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This cracked me up.
It also made me deeply grateful that I can locate my own toilet without shouting.
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Written by Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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Writing Coach Roz Warren (roSwarren@gmail.com) helps Medium writers craft better, more boost-able stories. Roz used to write for the New York Times.
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